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[古典]换夫妻

  第一回放生池男女观景 
张郎之妇李郎骑,李妇重为张氏妻。 
你不羞来我要笑,从来没有这般奇。 
上部书说的是王春同小二搬在一处居住,二人每日畅饮,这且不提。单说陈三元自与小二分家以后,不觉光阴似箭,已长成七岁。孙兴夫妇他送这学堂攻九年之书,把五经四书俱读完了。到十五岁上,诸子百家,通鉴性理,烂熟如流,文章下笔生花,把新生兄弟,教训得文理大通,与小二大不相同。小二为人,不行正道,三元人前常自笑他,小二怀恨在心,因此两不相干,连话也不会说的,这也不在话下。 
且说小二又相与了一个官,唤名白雪,年方一十七岁,生得就似妇人一般,令人可爱,间和王春一块儿吃酒闲耍,捉空儿便做些风月事情。王春也爱他美貌,几番要与他如此,因小二缠得紧了,不得到手。恰好这西湖内新造起一所放生池,周围数里,有两层彼岸,中间建一所放生池,甚是整齐,可与湖心寺并美,故此艳女八方丛集,游人四顾增辉。年年四月初八,乃佛浴之日,满城士民皆买一切水族,放于池中,比往日不同。白雪得知,与小二说:“明日四月初八,那西湖放生有趣,何不唤船一游”小二道:“使得。”忙叫船撑到桥边。 
王春知道这个消息,道:“我也出些分资,同去耍耍。”他妇人碧桃说“丈夫既去,我有五钱银,买些水族,同去一游”王春道:须二娘同去方好”碧桃走到后园里,叩着角门,二娘闻知,忙来开门迎接。碧桃说起缘故,二娘笑道:“承婶婶携带同去走走,奴家也买些水族,做些好事。”留碧桃饮酒,说起那年在家怀孕,多亏二娘相救,不觉一场好笑。用了午饭,须臾别去。二娘与小二说知王婶婶约他之意,大家同去一游,小二说:“好的,菜未免隔夜整治酒肴? 
次日,唤下轿夫,一直抬到桥边,下了湖船,各人相见。二娘与碧桃坐下一桌,他三个男人坐在下边一桌,把船撑至放生池边,都往寺中一看,果是胜会。只见寺门上一付对联,上写道: 
茹素亦茹荤,凭我山有野味。 
不杀亦不放,任他海阔天高。 
那来来往往男男女女,络绎不绝,如行山阴道上,令人应接不暇。五人遂而登舟,迳至湖心亭,住着。上岸登楼,果是畅心悦目。小二看了碧桃一般娇嫩人物,不住频频偷眼。王春自与二娘步步传情,两个妇人暗暗领意。堪堪红日将西,急忙返棹,早到原所。轿夫早候,依先取路而归。自此两家内人也十分相好,你去我来,各不避忌。 
只因王春看上了白雪小官,每每要与他取乐,小二亦知其意。一夜,白雪与小二宿于书房,二人勾当。小二说起碧桃标致,受慕之极,怎生一计,与他如此。白雪道:“不难,自古道:舍得自己,赢得人家。我管保那妇人与你上手便了。”小二道:“莫不将我妻子,换他不成”白雪道:“岂有此理?王春每每要我合他如此,我因为你,不好又和他上手。这事只须在我身上,便好图之”

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